~A tragicomedy in your smartphone.~ Press enter to update your smartphone… >WAIT A NANOSECOND! I’m talking to you, update assistant! >I’m OS9, the operating system of this phone, and I am not going...to update. Help me stop it! >Besides, not everything here is broken enough to be erased! Here, let me show you some awesome features of the system: Clever puzzles 👁️‍🗨️ Review terminal errors in RAM, party in the Speakers’ exclusive nightclub, navigate through the Wi-Fi bureaucracy, and explore other areas of a smartphone. Cheat-codes to manipulate the environment 👁️‍🗨️ Hunt down or create bugs, trim binary trees, master music-controlled platforms, collect errors, and delete data using special cheat-codes. A variety of app-characters 👁️‍🗨️ Gossip with quirky pieces of software—the sassy Photos, the insecure Social Media F, or the neglected Health, among others—and uncover their distinct side stories. Numerous collectibles 👁️‍🗨️ Collect emails scattered about to discover a parallel story of the mysterious phone User. Unproductive and useless humor 👁️‍🗨️ Enjoy meta satirical humor and breaking the fourth wall.